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  • Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.
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  • World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.
  • Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.
  • I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.
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