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"Ah, yes, the fine art of pretending to be calm and collected in front of an audience 🙄 Patience and forbearance become your new best friends when the spectators are watching your every move! 😂 #PerformanceModeActivated"

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I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

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My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

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Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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