People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.