People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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I’m addicted to placebos.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.