People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, yes, the age-old debate: Pee before shower or the multitasker special? 🚿😂🚽 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated. Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”? I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.
