People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.