Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough. Commentary:"Seriously, who do we talk to about extending weekends? It's like we blink and it's already Monday again! 🙈 Can we get a petition going for #MoreWeekendPlease? 📝⏳" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends. They should invent weekends that are long-lasting. I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people? My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body. The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.