Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.