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And then one day, life was like… hold my beer.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Spotted on Reddit:

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Just landed via TikTok:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Just shared via Facebook:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

4 weeks ago

Clever and playful text highlighting the humorous value of pomegranates despite the mess.

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"Agreed! Nothing says 'I fought a fruit and the fruit won' quite like a pomegranate! 🍴😂🍇"

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Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.

98 shares on Threads this month:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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Trending via WeChat:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Spotted on X:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Breaking via WeChat:

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Just landed via Threads:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Trending via Pinterest:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Trending via TikTok:

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Just shared via Pinterest:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

If you relate to me, get some help!

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

If you relate to me, get some help!

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

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