Ponytails are only hot on women, bro. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When I tried a ponytail, I just looked like a medieval squire ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, heβs still hot. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, βhot dogs! hot dogs!β over and over again? Thatβs me, looking for hot dogs. Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event. The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing. Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.