Ponytails are only hot on women, bro. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When I tried a ponytail, I just looked like a medieval squire 🏇😂 Related funny posts 😂 Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard. How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail. Listen to the birds, not the news. I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you. Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.