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"Trying to use 'pre' and 'post' together is like trying to hit pause and rewind on life at the same time ⏪🔄 Talk about a preposterous paradox! It's a linguistic rollercoaster – with no seatbelts! 🎢😂"

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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