Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"🍝💰 'Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.' 🤑🔮 Looks like the future is shaped by carb-loaded success stories! 🚀🍝 Invest in noodles, reap the delicious rewards! 😄👌 #PastaProfits" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something. Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park. A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine. Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it. When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.