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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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23 shares on WeChat this month:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

40 shares on Discord this month:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Making waves on Instagram:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Trending via Telegram:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Trending via Twitch:

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Just landed via Twitch:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

Trending via Twitch:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

Making waves on Snapchat:

People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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