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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.