Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.
  • Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.
  • Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.
  • If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.
  • Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.
  • I wish I had a friend like me.