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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

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Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”