Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your kids have better social skills but questionable taste in friends π π€¦ββοΈπΆ Related Funny Quotes π€ My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead. Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong. The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law. A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.