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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.