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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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I am cassette tape years old.

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Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

They should invent crushes that like you back.

63 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

89 shares on X this month:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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Going bananas on Slack:

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

Spotted on Discord:

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Going viral on Instagram:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Making waves on Discord:

Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

Making waves on YouTube:

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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Relationship status: he escaped.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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