Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Relationship status: Just me, my hoodies, and all the snuggly warmth 🧥😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got the coziest fashion statement all to yourself? 🤷♂️ #HoodiesForLife 💕 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship status: I love my bed. Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”. Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer. Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him. Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.