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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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