Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

40 shares on Messenger this month:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

77 shares on Twitch this month:

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!