Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word. Commentary:Ah, the good old days when my biggest dilemma was finding a synonym for "procrastinate" 🕰️😅 #SimplerTimes Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm. Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview. The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one. Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised. Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.