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  • Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.
  • Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.
  • Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.
  • My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.
  • It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.
  • Not working on myself because I make better content this way.