Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Commentary:
Looks like that robot bartender took "pouring your heart out" a bit too literally! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’” Next time, maybe stick to ordering drinks instead of sharing your life story! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿค–