Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppRobot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison. Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early. Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer. Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.
