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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my probl…

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my probl…

Commentary:
Looks like that robot bartender took "pouring your heart out" a bit too literally! 🤖🍸💔 Next time, maybe stick to ordering drinks instead of sharing your life story! 😉🤖

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, bartender, comedy, conversation, drink, frustration, half, hour, humor, listening, me, over, problems, robot, technology on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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