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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.