Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess Santa needed a GPS instead of a PDS—Protruding Deer Snout! 🦌❌🌫️🗺️ Related funny posts 😂 Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary. Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff. Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa. What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.