Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.
- I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.
- I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”
- I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”
- A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”
