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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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"Rule #1 for family reunions: Always be the designated driver and bring your own car; bonus points if it's a getaway vehicle! 🚗💨 Who needs to stay for awkward small talk when you can make a quick exit in style? #FamilyDramaDetour"

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