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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.