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I was told to be more optimistic so Iโ€™ve decided french fries arenโ€™t bad for me.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who donโ€™t.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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Please donโ€™t leave me to my own devices. Theyโ€™re all out of batteries.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while youโ€™re walking.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. Itโ€™s science.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?