Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.