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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.