Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.
- I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.
- Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.
- “Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.
- Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.
