She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finding her is like hitting the lottery—if the lottery were corralling carts! 🛒💃✨ Related funny posts 😂 Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals. “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart. I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up. Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day. Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.