She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finding her is like hitting the lottery—if the lottery were corralling carts! 🛒💃✨ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? This is my emotional support online shopping cart. Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity. Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.