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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.