Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSlapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray. One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain. The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa. Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.