Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between the desire for rest and the annoyance of interruptions! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค Imagine trying to peacefully drift into the realm of dreams while being bombarded by ads for dream vacations, fluffy pillows, and noise-canceling earplugs. ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ’ฐ Itโ€™s like the ultimate marketing strategy โ€“ even in the land of nod, you canโ€™t escape the sales pitch! ๐Ÿ˜‚โœจ #SleepingWithAds

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