Smoking a cigarette and holding it with both hands. Posted onMar 7, 2026Mar 7, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:Trying to ensure it's not stolen by a breeze, or just lovingly confused with a hot beverage? Related funny posts 😂 I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie. I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me. What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh. Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”