Commentary:
"Trying to juggle disappointing everyone like 
… it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it! Time to start checking off that list one by one! 
#procrastinationatitsfinest"
Related Funny Quotes 
- Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.
- I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.
- People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.
- It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.
- The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.
