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“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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Turning coupon clipping into fine art 😉👜

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afford, conversation, finance, hobby, humor, i, joke, money, oh, poverty on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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