“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?