Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.