Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.
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"Ah yes, saving the planet, one yoghurt lid at a time while Venice gets its own airport! 🌍✈️😂"

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