Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Commentary:
Looks like some people are on a totally different wavelength, probably tuning into a cooking show instead of the room’s drama! 📚🎧 Don’t worry, we’ll send them a copy of “Room 101” to get them up to speed! 😄

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