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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

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Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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