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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.