Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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Looks like your brain’s got that nostalgic retro vibe—still waiting for that Windows 95 update! 🧠💻🤣 Maybe it’s time for a reboot or a little mental software upgrade. Keep those mental files organized or risk a blue screen of confusion! 😂🚀

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