Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants. Funny Quotes October 8, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick. I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly. I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in. I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares. If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.