Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
  • That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.
  • True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.
  • Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.
  • Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.
  • I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.