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"Ah, the classic case of 'pants panic' strikes again! 🙈👖 Just doing a quick spot check to ensure we're not accidentally starring in our own version of 'The Emperor's New Clothes' in a very modern setting! 😂 #PantsCheck"

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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