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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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