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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.