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  • If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?
  • I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
  • I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.
  • Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.
  • Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.
  • If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.