Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.
  • Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.
  • I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”
  • I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
  • The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.
  • Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?