Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.