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- If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?
- Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.
- Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.
- Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.
- I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.