Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding? Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that. Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that. Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me. I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.
