Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, can't. I'm pear-occupied with my juicy ripened fruits 🍐🥭 Can't let them down, they've 'pear'-fected their ripeness game! 🍐😄 #PearPriorities" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that. I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo. If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding? Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me. Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.
