Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.
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"Sorry, can't. I'm pear-occupied with my juicy ripened fruits 🍐🥭 Can't let them down, they've 'pear'-fected their ripeness game! 🍐😄 #PearPriorities"

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