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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.