Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.