Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.
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"Today's agenda: professional bed-rotter and potential squanderer. 💤🛌 Don't mind me, just reaching maximum entropy levels here. 😅 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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