Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Today's agenda: professional bed-rotter and potential squanderer. π€π Don't mind me, just reaching maximum entropy levels here. π #ProcrastinationGameStrong" Related Funny Posts π€ Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot. Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets). Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper. Sorry, Iβm late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall. Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse. Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.