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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squand…

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squand…

Commentary:
"Today's agenda: professional bed-rotter and potential squanderer. 💤🛌 Don't mind me, just reaching maximum entropy levels here. 😅 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, excuse, humor, i, lazy, potential, procrastination, rot, self-care, sorry, squander, today on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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