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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.