Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot fal… Commentary:"Sparkling water: giving your taste buds the same fizzy confusion as when your foot decides to hit the snooze button! 🤪🦶✨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep. Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls? And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?
