Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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The future is buffering.

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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.