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  • There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.
  • It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.
  • One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.
  • Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.
  • The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.
  • Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.