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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.