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I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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5 months ago

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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2 months ago

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Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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5 months ago

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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