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Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

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Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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I need a break from me.

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Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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What are cats even trying to do?

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

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