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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.